jw13

Hi, I'm me! Unless, I'm you? Or, you're me. It doesn't matter. Probably? Anywho. Sources indicate I was born in a place to some people at some point. After that, time continued to pass, and stuff happened to me. Also, I did some things. Sometimes the things I did and the stuff I didn't coincided or were related to the stuff that happened to me, and other times, it didn't, or wasn't. Knew some people, didn't know a lot more people. Still know some people, and still don't know a lot more people. Still doing things. Still having things happen to me. As before, sometimes they're related, and sometimes they're not, and sometimes they coincide, and sometimes, they don't. In terms of me, the time that's passed between when I became me and now could be referred to as living. There's really a lot of variability when it comes to my experiences. Sometimes, they're like "WOAH" and other times they're like "woah" and other times they're like "snore." And then, get this, sometimes, they're all like "bruv you gots to be fuckings kiddings me right now I can't believe you've done this." You know how it is. Unless, of course, you don't. But you will. Anyway, this is about me. Unless, you're me? Or, I'm you. It doesn't matter. Probably? Anywho. Some people will tell ya that the only certainties in life are death, and taxes. But that's like, you know, it doesn't seem quite right? Coz' like, there are corporations that pay taxes in the same way orphans have parents. So that's not really certain. And like, so far, yeah, everyone who has lived has died, but also like, dude, there are still people who are alive, and like, you can't just know they're gonna die. What are you, like, some kind of fortune-teller? Some sort of time traveler? Well, I am. I'm a time-traveler. At one point, I was born, and since then, I've been traveling through time, the whole time I've been doing the thing that could be referred to as living. I don't think I'm very good at it though. Coz like, it took me that all of that time to get through all that time. Anyway, even I, the time-traveler can't tell ya that everyone alive is gonna die. I mean, I could, I guess... but... I'd be a liar. Anyway, this is about me. Unless, I'm we? Or, you're us? Or they're them. It doesn't matter. Probably? The only thing I know for sure about me, is that I am. Coz like, even if I know a thing about me, by the time I realize that thing, even if it's like, directly after, like 100% the very first possible instant after a thing that I am, is, that thing could no longer be true. So like, in theory, I could be sure about things about me in the past, but like, that's not so set in stone, either. So I can be sure I am, because in order to realize I am, I have to still be am, because if I'm not being am, then I can't realize, and the realization takes time. Which makes it the only thing that I can both realize and be sure of in the exact same moment. So like, that's one instance of a thing I did and a thing that happened to me coinciding and being related to each other, like I mentioned earlier. Coz, you know, I do things, sometimes, and sometimes I don't. And sometimes things happen to me, and sometimes they don't. Sometimes, even, those things I do, and the things that happen, coincide, or relate to each other, and sometimes, they don't or aren't. So yeah. That pretty much sums it up. Maybe? I don't know. I just am. Uh, apparently, or so I'm told, you can like, add in pictures into this biography. And like, what kind of graphy would it be without a graph? So I whipped up this little number to add-in, so, there'll be at least some graphy in this bio.